Overview:
At PixelSpore™, we don’t just design logos — we extract the essence of a brand’s soul and manifest it in vector form. We’re seeking a hyper-creative Logo Alchemist to bend geometry, color, and existential truth into scalable identity symbology. If you’ve ever kerned Helvetica in your dreams, this is your moment.
Key Responsibilities:
- Transmute client vibrations into visual glyphs using Adobe Sorcery Suite
- Apply quantum heuristics to color theory while balancing the chakra of each brand guide
- Design 7.5 logos per hour, including infinite revisions and optional telepathic feedback loops
- Lead brand identity harmonization ceremonies with stakeholders, stakeholders' pets, and sometimes feral squirrels
- Reimagine existing logos using recursive design loops and generative Fibonacci sequences
- Ensure every logo passes the “Would You Tattoo This on Your Forearm?” test
Required Experience:
- 2,000+ hours in Adobe Illustrator or equivalent experience using Crayola
- Proficiency in logo deconstruction, semiotic resonance layering, and vibe-based iteration
- Proven ability to turn abstract nouns into iconic marks using only negative space and intuition
- Familiarity with retro-futuristic minimalism, maximalist brutalism, and vaporwave Bauhaus deconstruction
Nice to Have:
- A logo that caused a client to weep
- A portfolio full of designs banned in at least one country
- A background in sacred geometry or corporate wizardry
Compensation:
Paid in exposure, NFTs, or perhaps real money if the stars align.