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Logo Designer

Demo Account

Remote

$100 - $150/hour

40 hrs/wk

5 weeks

Industries

Art

Skills
Adobe Creative Cloud
Description

Overview:

At PixelSpore™, we don’t just design logos — we extract the essence of a brand’s soul and manifest it in vector form. We’re seeking a hyper-creative Logo Alchemist to bend geometry, color, and existential truth into scalable identity symbology. If you’ve ever kerned Helvetica in your dreams, this is your moment.

Key Responsibilities:

  • Transmute client vibrations into visual glyphs using Adobe Sorcery Suite
  • Apply quantum heuristics to color theory while balancing the chakra of each brand guide
  • Design 7.5 logos per hour, including infinite revisions and optional telepathic feedback loops
  • Lead brand identity harmonization ceremonies with stakeholders, stakeholders' pets, and sometimes feral squirrels
  • Reimagine existing logos using recursive design loops and generative Fibonacci sequences
  • Ensure every logo passes the “Would You Tattoo This on Your Forearm?” test

Required Experience:

  • 2,000+ hours in Adobe Illustrator or equivalent experience using Crayola
  • Proficiency in logo deconstruction, semiotic resonance layering, and vibe-based iteration
  • Proven ability to turn abstract nouns into iconic marks using only negative space and intuition
  • Familiarity with retro-futuristic minimalism, maximalist brutalism, and vaporwave Bauhaus deconstruction

Nice to Have:

  • A logo that caused a client to weep
  • A portfolio full of designs banned in at least one country
  • A background in sacred geometry or corporate wizardry

Compensation:

Paid in exposure, NFTs, or perhaps real money if the stars align.

Additional Details

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